I came up with an idea for a satire of post-Apocalypse movies:
AMERICA'S LAST TOP MODEL.
Says it all, really. I mean, look at what's been filmed. Of course you want something durable, but all the bondage shops apparently survive intact, while nobody can find any denim?
Credit: Matthew Joseph Harrington, author of some of my favorite Man-Kzin stories. (See Man-Kzin Wars XI and XII)